What do you get when you combine a starving college student with a starving artist? Basically, someone who is willing to sell their artistic integrity for commercial gain. On an unrelated subject, I'm sure the six of you readers (a few more by this point, actually, but six will forever be the number of readers I associate with this blog) have noticed the advertisements. I'm not exactly sure how it works, because I can't ever remember providing bank information, but supposedly I get money if people click on them. Note: I am not encouraging you to click on them, unless you're truly interested. I just thought I'd throw them up there, on the off-chance that I earn a few cents. Every little bit helps the starving college student.
So, now that this blog has made me fabulously wealthy, you'll have to talk with my agent if you need contact information. He knows where to find me: sipping cocktails and eating summer sausage while lounging in the Jacuzzi on my private jet. Yes, always the summer sausage. Growing up in Nigeria, summer sausage was a rationed treat. Every Sunday, each member of my family was allowed two thin slices.
No, fame and fortune haven't changed me. Why does everyone keep asking that?
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